Anesthetic is administered to the patient in an innovative, cost-sensitive manner that respects the sanctity of his/her religious beliefs (aversion in the Muslim faith to alcohol/drug use).
This is carried out by corrections officers, who place the patient in a chair, customized with an elaborate system of straps used to restrain the patient's head, shoulders, arms, abdomen, legs and ankles. Following the anesthetic is a routine medical procedure practiced throughout the world every day. A flexible plastic tube is inserted into the patient's nose, down past the throat and esophagus and into the stomach. during this phase the anestetic may begin to wear off as the patient reacts to the procedure, and at this time should be re-administered as necessary by corrections officers by tightening whatever strap has appeared to have loosened. Of course this should not be perceived as the result of a poor job having been done initially, as the tube procedure will at times provoke a release of testosterone allowing the patient to experience brief spurts of enormous strength, often combined with a simple, misguided emotional reaction steming from a metaphorical connection of some kind between insertion of the tube and a criminal sexual act understood most often as one involving a victim and one or perhaps several attackers. As foolish as this association certainly is, one must never doubt the capacity of a sick, primitive mind to draw such conclusions. In this case the patient confuses an effort to save his/her life within an attacker/victim construct, merely due to the essential delivery by force of a foreign object into an orifice. The medical staff's job is not to attempt reasoning around the patient's warped sense of reality, but to instead carry out the rest of the procedure in a calm, professional manner. Anesthetic now strong once again, it is now time to deliver through the tube, life saving nourishment, deposited within the patient's stomach, enough to ensure survival, though overhead costs should not factor into the amount of food used.
NOTE: Intelligence officers do have the authority to determine the amount of food delivered as well as the feeding tube's thickness. It is unacceptable to challenge this authority, and by doing so it can and will result in immediate termination and/or prosecution.
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